In April 2003, Essence magazine published an issue with the headline “Box-Office Chocolates”. The cover featured Mekhi Phifer, Damon Wayans, Dennis Haysbert, Gary Dourdan, Don Cheadle, Morris Chestnut, Yasiin Bey (back when he was just Mos Def) and Omar Epps. Since then, I have be amassing my own list of Box-Office Chocolates (sometimes referred to as Box of Chocolates). There are names that go on and off the list, like Michael Ealy (who is currently off), but some names have remained from the beginning, like Gary Dourdan and Vin Diesel.
In April 2004, Essence published a similar issue with the headline “Hot Hollywood Men”. It featured Mathew St. Patrick, Carl Lumbly, Blair Underwood, Michael Ealy, Delroy Lindo, and Idris Elba. That’s when I drafted Blair Underwood, Michael Ealy, and Idris Elba to my chocolate team.
In July 2004, Ebony magazine published its “Hottest TV Hunks” issue, featuring Keith Hamilton Cobb, Henry Simmons and Sean Patrick Thomas on the cover. While Keith had always been on my list (from his Andromeda days), I picked up Sean.
I’m not always sure what gets someone on the list. If it was just about being sexy without a shirt – Morris Chestnut would ALWAYS be on my list. Sometimes its just a smile. That’s how Omari Hardwick made the list. Idris got on the list because of “The Wire” episode where he says he wears an XL. Vin Diesel got on because of Pitch Black, while Ernie Hudson got on because I saw Congo one time too many.
In the end, it doesn’t really matter who and/or how someone got on the list, just that having and compiling the list brings me joy. Don’t like my list? Start your own.
Deon Cole recently replaced Vin Diesel
in my heart on my homepage because Vin keeps making monkey with five asses Fast & the Furious movies, while Deon is making sexy ass Old Spice commercials. We’ll see if it lasts. Vin could always win me back. And everyone please welcome Morocco Omari. I don’t know who he is but came across a picture of him looking like a butter biscuit with honey when I was doing research on the cast of 17 Bridges (2019).
My Box Office Chocolates and How They Made the List: